1 00:00:05,360 --> 00:00:07,200 This season on The Kardashian. 2 00:00:09,580 --> 00:00:10,580 Hi, guys. 3 00:00:11,360 --> 00:00:15,560 I have died to be famous my whole life. 4 00:00:18,380 --> 00:00:20,500 Thank you, guys. 5 00:00:20,780 --> 00:00:22,980 So, guys, I'm having a baby. 6 00:00:24,940 --> 00:00:28,760 We're going to make out now. I just know it. People think they know us. They 7 00:00:28,760 --> 00:00:30,260 think they have us all figured out. 8 00:00:31,280 --> 00:00:35,400 Things are not always how they seem. You hate us. We all talk about it. I don't 9 00:00:35,400 --> 00:00:36,880 need you guys anymore. 10 00:00:37,520 --> 00:00:42,580 Horton and Kim are still going out out. Duh. You're like adding it into a fight 11 00:00:42,580 --> 00:00:45,920 to like have a fight. You're just a witch. 12 00:00:46,300 --> 00:00:48,640 And I hate you. 13 00:00:48,960 --> 00:00:50,300 Kim plays so dirty. 14 00:00:51,840 --> 00:00:56,560 I need people to know that I'm single. I'm the worst single person ever. 15 00:00:56,940 --> 00:01:00,220 I feel like myself again. Good for you. I can manifest like a... 16 00:01:00,739 --> 00:01:01,920 Guys. Get married. 17 00:01:02,140 --> 00:01:03,140 So watch out world. 18 00:01:05,300 --> 00:01:09,160 Do you have that much anxiety? Yeah, I've been really bad lately. 19 00:01:09,420 --> 00:01:11,680 It's one of the reasons why I'm like actually scared to have children. 20 00:01:11,900 --> 00:01:13,080 Papa. Hi. 21 00:01:14,060 --> 00:01:16,940 Honestly, you never know what you're going to wake up to around here. 22 00:01:18,280 --> 00:01:20,580 Things can change on a dime. 23 00:01:21,040 --> 00:01:25,780 You're lying right now. Lying about what? We put a band -aid over a bullet 24 00:01:25,940 --> 00:01:28,880 You get the contract signed and then you bail to the next. You're spiraling. 25 00:01:30,990 --> 00:01:32,770 What the? No, put it down. 26 00:01:33,090 --> 00:01:34,068 Calm down. 27 00:01:34,070 --> 00:01:36,230 I don't deal with people that don't tell the truth. 28 00:01:39,690 --> 00:01:42,390 You look so cute today. 29 00:01:42,670 --> 00:01:46,050 Tristan has so many great qualities about him. Yay! 30 00:01:46,930 --> 00:01:50,230 Mom is too nice sometimes. I see it. They were your daughters. You should be, 31 00:01:50,270 --> 00:01:52,610 like, fierce for us. She's a goddamn liar. 32 00:01:52,910 --> 00:01:58,830 Our kids, they watch our actions, not our words. Exactly. I don't think you 33 00:01:58,830 --> 00:01:59,830 deserve clout. 34 00:02:00,410 --> 00:02:04,590 I have been over by almost every person that's ever been in my life at some 35 00:02:04,590 --> 00:02:08,729 point. The last thing I want them to do is ever feel embarrassed that I'm their 36 00:02:08,729 --> 00:02:11,530 father. But there's also levels to... What? 37 00:02:12,510 --> 00:02:16,070 And I could only be with so much. Best father, yes. 38 00:02:16,330 --> 00:02:21,030 Maybe you might want to try to save your family. If someone did to my daughter 39 00:02:21,030 --> 00:02:27,390 what Tristan did, I would probably castrate them and smile doing it. 40 00:02:37,960 --> 00:02:41,500 Okay. I think people are going to be surprised to see the two of you 41 00:02:44,900 --> 00:02:46,840 We're like, uh, cricket. 42 00:02:59,740 --> 00:03:01,380 I know you've been waiting. 43 00:03:07,280 --> 00:03:09,260 Season four. We're back. 44 00:03:09,600 --> 00:03:10,780 Season four. 45 00:03:11,280 --> 00:03:14,860 Yeah. The world better watch out. Oh. 46 00:03:16,440 --> 00:03:19,540 We're back. We are ready for you. Are you ready for us? 47 00:03:20,180 --> 00:03:21,180 Hell yes. 48 00:03:22,660 --> 00:03:23,660 Hey. 49 00:03:24,900 --> 00:03:26,180 You look gorgeous. 50 00:03:35,050 --> 00:03:39,350 Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Kylie is on this trip? 51 00:03:39,510 --> 00:03:41,910 Yes. Yes. Kendall Jenner. 52 00:03:42,750 --> 00:03:45,290 Family time is my favorite time. Yeah. 53 00:03:45,810 --> 00:03:46,870 Yeah. Let's have a shot. 54 00:03:47,310 --> 00:03:48,310 Cheers, Kendall. 55 00:03:48,510 --> 00:03:49,510 Cheers. 56 00:03:49,870 --> 00:03:51,430 Oh, we're actually doing shots. 57 00:03:52,890 --> 00:03:53,890 Cheers. Cheers. 58 00:03:54,090 --> 00:03:55,090 Woo -hoo. 59 00:04:05,800 --> 00:04:08,500 I'm so happy to be with all five of y 'all. 60 00:04:09,100 --> 00:04:10,840 Mine is my little sweet Courtney. 61 00:04:11,060 --> 00:04:11,799 Yeah. Me too. 62 00:04:11,800 --> 00:04:12,659 Me too. 63 00:04:12,660 --> 00:04:13,960 Me too. Ditto. 64 00:04:14,360 --> 00:04:18,740 The problem is, and I'll be real with you guys, this is the real problem. 65 00:04:19,180 --> 00:04:20,779 Last season was really rough. 66 00:04:21,019 --> 00:04:22,980 She's mad that I'm doing the Dolce thing. 67 00:04:23,500 --> 00:04:25,180 I don't want everyone. 68 00:04:25,480 --> 00:04:26,480 It's crazy. 69 00:04:26,560 --> 00:04:30,400 It's not about business. It's just there's so much, and it takes. 70 00:04:30,750 --> 00:04:35,030 President, over hurting your sister. I literally thought I was being mindful. 71 00:04:35,110 --> 00:04:36,630 They wanted to do black veils. 72 00:04:36,850 --> 00:04:39,890 I said, absolutely not, because Courtney had them at her wedding. 73 00:04:40,370 --> 00:04:46,010 Then we were over it. We had fun. You saw we did that Christmas album. 74 00:04:47,610 --> 00:04:53,230 We talked it out like everything had been fine. I'm sorry that my choices put 75 00:04:53,230 --> 00:04:54,230 in this situation. 76 00:04:54,410 --> 00:04:56,050 Thank you for apologizing. 77 00:04:56,550 --> 00:04:57,550 And then. 78 00:04:58,250 --> 00:05:00,330 We watch the edits for our show. 79 00:05:00,670 --> 00:05:05,190 Then I start hearing what she's saying about me. It's almost like a greediness. 80 00:05:05,530 --> 00:05:07,410 She hears what I'm saying about her. 81 00:05:07,730 --> 00:05:09,870 But she doesn't have any friends. So, Travis? No. 82 00:05:10,190 --> 00:05:11,910 And then we get mad all over again. 83 00:05:12,550 --> 00:05:16,190 Oh, it brings up so many, so many feelings. 84 00:05:16,590 --> 00:05:20,270 I think last season was really hard. 85 00:05:20,910 --> 00:05:26,690 What's harder than living it in real time is watching it back in the edit, 86 00:05:26,690 --> 00:05:33,470 isn't. A natural way of living. So my whole family is going on 87 00:05:33,470 --> 00:05:40,470 a trip to Cabo. But three days earlier, before the trip, Kim and 88 00:05:40,470 --> 00:05:43,830 I have this heated phone call. 89 00:05:49,190 --> 00:05:50,770 Hello? Hi. 90 00:05:51,250 --> 00:05:52,250 Hi. 91 00:05:52,670 --> 00:05:56,310 So as a part of this Dolce contract, I... 92 00:05:56,940 --> 00:06:02,400 have to go back to Milan to do a dinner to launch my campaign that I shot. 93 00:06:03,160 --> 00:06:08,160 So it's like, you know, I would love you to come with me. I mean, I know that's 94 00:06:08,160 --> 00:06:13,160 not what you want to do, but I always want you to know you're invited and like 95 00:06:13,160 --> 00:06:14,200 no one. 96 00:06:14,520 --> 00:06:20,520 I'm a little dolce out, so I probably won't come, but I'm always supporting 97 00:06:20,520 --> 00:06:22,220 of like what you're doing. Yeah. 98 00:06:22,760 --> 00:06:26,200 I just don't think it's cool the way that that particular thing happened. 99 00:06:26,440 --> 00:06:30,360 So it's not about that. It's just about the deeper thing that we could talk 100 00:06:30,360 --> 00:06:31,360 about. 101 00:06:31,840 --> 00:06:36,700 And I understand. I mean, I got worked up watching the episode and watching the 102 00:06:36,700 --> 00:06:41,620 cut. So I can only imagine, you know. I see both sides. Like I said, I think 103 00:06:41,620 --> 00:06:44,760 like you think things, so you're getting riled up. I think things, so I'm 104 00:06:44,760 --> 00:06:48,740 getting riled up. I'm actually not riled up. I just think it makes me not want 105 00:06:48,740 --> 00:06:49,740 to be around. 106 00:06:49,980 --> 00:06:55,650 And that's... totally you know your choice and decision i just think that 107 00:06:55,650 --> 00:06:59,810 we should have a conversation about it because i got worked up when i'm like 108 00:06:59,810 --> 00:07:03,410 wait nothing happened at the wedding it wasn't even a conversation at the 109 00:07:03,410 --> 00:07:07,770 wedding you know i think it was what you saw at the wedding because no one had 110 00:07:07,770 --> 00:07:14,390 any interest before that what do you mean i think it's that you saw this 111 00:07:14,390 --> 00:07:18,890 that was mine and that wasn't yours and that you wanted it see that's where i 112 00:07:18,890 --> 00:07:20,270 think you're really made it 113 00:07:21,110 --> 00:07:25,450 No, that's where I think that you're wrong. If anything, I was like, I don't 114 00:07:25,450 --> 00:07:28,970 like, and I told Chloe, I don't like your look. I don't like this. I don't 115 00:07:28,970 --> 00:07:34,270 if it was visually, it was not my thing. And I tried to do everything to stay 116 00:07:34,270 --> 00:07:37,650 away from that. But even like you said, you're missing the point. 117 00:07:38,060 --> 00:07:41,940 But isn't the point about the clothes and you're talking about the look? I 118 00:07:41,940 --> 00:07:46,800 steered away. I did what I. It's not about the clothes. Courtney, it's not 119 00:07:46,800 --> 00:07:51,860 original. Everyone does 90s. Like, it's not a new concept is what I'm trying to 120 00:07:51,860 --> 00:07:55,800 say. And there's only so many looks to pick from. You're talking about the 121 00:07:55,800 --> 00:08:01,180 bullshit details because it's all your egotistical, selfish minds can think 122 00:08:01,180 --> 00:08:05,040 about. You cannot stand someone else being the center of attention. 123 00:08:05,400 --> 00:08:09,280 You came to my wedding. You couldn't be happy. You complained from the second 124 00:08:09,280 --> 00:08:13,460 you got there till the second you left. That's what it's about. Forget about you 125 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,359 couldn't be happy. 126 00:08:14,360 --> 00:08:18,940 You couldn't be happy for me. You couldn't be happy that I was the center 127 00:08:18,940 --> 00:08:22,820 attention and you weren't. What is it that you feel so low of me? 128 00:08:23,700 --> 00:08:29,380 No, I want you to dig deep and figure out why you hate me so much and why 129 00:08:29,380 --> 00:08:30,500 so angry with me. 130 00:08:31,180 --> 00:08:34,039 All of this never happened. I was so happy for you. 131 00:08:34,299 --> 00:08:38,460 I was so... Why would I not be happy for you? 132 00:08:38,740 --> 00:08:44,360 I felt at my wedding like you weren't happy for me. Because you have a serious 133 00:08:44,360 --> 00:08:47,560 vendetta. You just are a different... You hate us. 134 00:08:48,280 --> 00:08:52,220 You're a different person. We all talk about it. I don't need you guys anymore. 135 00:08:52,580 --> 00:08:54,580 I don't need to be a part of it. 136 00:08:54,980 --> 00:08:56,460 All of your friends... 137 00:08:56,830 --> 00:09:00,130 Call us complaining whether you think they're the ones going to you. They're 138 00:09:00,130 --> 00:09:04,290 coming to us on the side saying the opposite to us. So we're all confused 139 00:09:04,290 --> 00:09:08,450 we're on a group chat that's actually labeled not Courtney. So we know and 140 00:09:08,450 --> 00:09:12,850 to funnel what your friends are saying to us and have to figure out why you're 141 00:09:12,850 --> 00:09:16,310 such a different person and why you have this vendetta out. Do you think I want 142 00:09:16,310 --> 00:09:17,630 to be a part of that? 143 00:09:18,710 --> 00:09:22,550 They're your friends, the ones that you speak to on a daily basis. But you take 144 00:09:22,550 --> 00:09:23,710 it all out on me. 145 00:09:24,490 --> 00:09:28,830 And I'm trying the best that I can to reconcile and figure it out and call you 146 00:09:28,830 --> 00:09:30,150 all the time. It's about you. 147 00:09:30,530 --> 00:09:33,290 You are a narcissist. It is all about you. 148 00:09:33,890 --> 00:09:38,730 Anything you do, it's about you and about how it looks to the world about 149 00:09:39,270 --> 00:09:43,170 So you just want to clear up your facts. Take out my whole side of the episode. 150 00:09:43,330 --> 00:09:48,670 I don't give a what anyone thinks about me. Are you happy? 151 00:09:49,690 --> 00:09:51,450 Yes. Not not. 152 00:09:51,760 --> 00:09:54,020 I'm on the phone with you. I was five minutes ago. 153 00:09:54,540 --> 00:09:56,340 We all are concerned. 154 00:09:56,580 --> 00:10:01,320 We all think that you're just really not happy. So you're telling me that I'm 155 00:10:01,320 --> 00:10:06,060 unhappy and that I'm miserable and that you have a side chat called not 156 00:10:06,060 --> 00:10:08,540 Courtney, but you're telling me that you're happy for me. 157 00:10:09,240 --> 00:10:14,520 All of this I just said after you told me that I'm not happy for you. Right, so 158 00:10:14,520 --> 00:10:15,680 that just confirms it. 159 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,520 I have a happy life and it doesn't... 160 00:10:20,840 --> 00:10:24,760 The happiness comes when I get that away from you guys. 161 00:10:25,640 --> 00:10:26,760 I understood. 162 00:10:27,200 --> 00:10:28,380 Specifically you. 163 00:10:28,820 --> 00:10:32,620 I'm concerned, but I won't be because I'm a narcissist. I'm only going to 164 00:10:32,620 --> 00:10:34,340 about myself and be concerned about myself. 165 00:10:34,720 --> 00:10:39,420 If you want to think like, oh, wow, my sister felt like I wasn't happy or 166 00:10:39,420 --> 00:10:44,340 supporting her at her wedding. What can I do to make you feel that? Think about 167 00:10:44,340 --> 00:10:48,060 it. Certainly not having side chats specifically. 168 00:10:49,050 --> 00:10:52,510 As me as the topic, like who the has time? 169 00:10:52,750 --> 00:10:57,090 Maybe you guys need to go think about why, if you're not happy, that's what 170 00:10:57,090 --> 00:11:01,930 have time for to sit and have side chats specifically to talk about me. We're 171 00:11:01,930 --> 00:11:04,770 allowed to express concern. We have side chats about everybody. 172 00:11:05,430 --> 00:11:06,530 That's just what you do. 173 00:11:06,970 --> 00:11:11,210 Life. I don't have side chats about anyone. Well, your kids have even come 174 00:11:11,210 --> 00:11:13,810 with problems that they have and how you are. 175 00:11:14,600 --> 00:11:19,280 Is that helpful? You're like adding it into a fight to like have a side like 176 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:23,880 it's you and my friends and my kids and everyone against me. 177 00:11:24,560 --> 00:11:30,140 It's like you're just a witch and I hate you. 178 00:11:30,660 --> 00:11:31,660 Okay. 179 00:11:44,910 --> 00:11:47,150 I think people are going to be surprised to see the two of you together. 180 00:11:51,250 --> 00:11:53,390 We're like, uh, crickets. 181 00:11:54,010 --> 00:11:55,010 Just kidding. 182 00:11:55,850 --> 00:11:59,910 What triggered you? You don't need to get the details, but is it that she's 183 00:11:59,910 --> 00:12:02,930 seeing your side or your point or just rehashing it? 184 00:12:03,750 --> 00:12:10,690 I think it's just there's so many thoughts that come up after watching all 185 00:12:10,690 --> 00:12:11,609 the edits. 186 00:12:11,610 --> 00:12:18,430 I think it felt to me like in the call that Kim was just like using any weapon 187 00:12:18,430 --> 00:12:20,910 that she could find like to hurt me. 188 00:12:21,170 --> 00:12:27,070 You know, just everything like almost like weaponizing everyone against me. 189 00:12:27,070 --> 00:12:30,570 I think we both got to a place that we weren't proud of. 190 00:12:31,230 --> 00:12:32,350 She hates me. 191 00:12:34,010 --> 00:12:35,210 I'm going to have to deal. 192 00:12:36,000 --> 00:12:42,500 I think the phone conversation was really hurtful and I felt reminded of 193 00:12:42,500 --> 00:12:48,460 characteristic that has been in my family for so many years where we say 194 00:12:48,460 --> 00:12:54,980 things to hurt each other. And it's what I work hard at in therapy to change. 195 00:12:55,040 --> 00:12:58,260 And when I'm reminded. 196 00:12:59,610 --> 00:13:04,750 of those types of things that really is hurtful. Like, why would my family treat 197 00:13:04,750 --> 00:13:05,749 me that way? 198 00:13:05,750 --> 00:13:11,950 And then I want to protect my energy and be around 199 00:13:11,950 --> 00:13:18,370 positivity and good vibes. And Palm Springs with my husband is where it's 200 00:13:32,530 --> 00:13:36,650 Cabo is always a place where we've been able to go and have some amazing 201 00:13:36,650 --> 00:13:41,490 memories and amazing times, lots of family trips. 202 00:13:42,330 --> 00:13:46,770 Family is the most important thing in my life. And I think as the head of this 203 00:13:46,770 --> 00:13:51,870 family, it's my responsibility to make sure that I keep my family together and 204 00:13:51,870 --> 00:13:55,410 that we experience these moments. And I think that's really important. 205 00:14:00,039 --> 00:14:01,660 No one else wanted a beer? 206 00:14:01,940 --> 00:14:04,040 I've never had a regular beer. What? 207 00:14:04,640 --> 00:14:07,180 Oh, don't you put, like, lemon in it? 208 00:14:07,420 --> 00:14:08,800 Oh, lime, but they didn't have any. 209 00:14:09,220 --> 00:14:14,700 I have had a beer only in Jamaica, a Red Stripe, and I loved it. 210 00:14:14,940 --> 00:14:15,940 Cheers. 211 00:14:17,220 --> 00:14:21,520 I've never had a Corona or, I guess, an American beer. I don't know if Corona 212 00:14:21,520 --> 00:14:22,800 American. I have no idea. 213 00:14:23,180 --> 00:14:24,180 I think it's a Mexican. 214 00:14:24,500 --> 00:14:25,299 Oh, right. 215 00:14:25,300 --> 00:14:26,380 Yeah. I've never. 216 00:14:28,300 --> 00:14:29,740 You guys, the beer's not bad. 217 00:14:30,040 --> 00:14:32,760 You want to taste it? Beer is the best thing I'm having. I don't think I would 218 00:14:32,760 --> 00:14:33,760 like it. 219 00:14:35,180 --> 00:14:36,240 Oh, it's kind of sweet. 220 00:14:36,480 --> 00:14:37,980 Yeah, I thought a beer was so different. You guys, are you okay? 221 00:14:38,520 --> 00:14:41,420 No. You've never had a beer? I've never had a beer. That's crazy. 222 00:14:46,520 --> 00:14:47,259 Oh, 223 00:14:47,260 --> 00:14:54,380 the 224 00:14:54,380 --> 00:14:55,640 little golf gun. 225 00:14:56,120 --> 00:14:57,180 Oh, the little golf gun. 226 00:14:58,410 --> 00:14:59,410 This is so cute. 227 00:15:00,490 --> 00:15:04,630 We're staying at James Curtis' house in Cabo, and I've stayed here before. 228 00:15:05,050 --> 00:15:07,350 So pretty. Wow. Crazy. So pretty. 229 00:15:07,590 --> 00:15:12,590 The view is so beautiful, and we haven't done this in a really long time. 230 00:15:15,890 --> 00:15:18,310 Guys, this is so beautiful. 231 00:15:19,650 --> 00:15:20,650 I need to eat. 232 00:15:20,870 --> 00:15:22,170 Hey, what have you got here? 233 00:15:22,450 --> 00:15:24,210 Skinny margarita. Yeah. Okay. 234 00:15:24,450 --> 00:15:25,510 How's your Spanish? 235 00:15:26,330 --> 00:15:27,330 ¿Cómo está? 236 00:15:28,080 --> 00:15:29,080 It's all I got. 237 00:15:29,700 --> 00:15:32,800 You know, el gusto es mio. 238 00:15:33,720 --> 00:15:34,720 Mucho gusto. 239 00:15:35,900 --> 00:15:36,900 Cilantro. 240 00:15:39,000 --> 00:15:40,000 Margarita. 241 00:15:40,960 --> 00:15:42,400 Oh, thank you. 242 00:15:42,700 --> 00:15:43,700 It's really good. 243 00:16:00,220 --> 00:16:01,220 Wow. 244 00:16:05,580 --> 00:16:08,580 I'm really freaking out. He said they come close to the shore. 245 00:16:09,370 --> 00:16:10,610 That would be so crazy. 246 00:16:10,850 --> 00:16:13,790 Past the wake, and they were jumping last time I was here. 247 00:16:14,030 --> 00:16:18,150 Oh, my God. I really, I feel like I'm going to cry. I really can't see that. 248 00:16:18,150 --> 00:16:20,390 it's so pretty to see. You're not going to go in the ocean with them. 249 00:16:21,050 --> 00:16:22,470 They're not going to come in the pool. 250 00:16:23,070 --> 00:16:24,510 Oh, oh, my God. 251 00:16:24,810 --> 00:16:26,350 Chloe has a fear of whales. 252 00:16:27,810 --> 00:16:31,770 I can't quite figure out where Chloe got this fear of whales. 253 00:16:31,990 --> 00:16:36,610 The thought of a whale, the glance of a whale, the conversation of a whale. 254 00:16:38,090 --> 00:16:43,190 Yeah. It had to have been somewhere in her childhood that I went really, really 255 00:16:43,190 --> 00:16:44,190 wrong somehow. 256 00:16:44,850 --> 00:16:46,410 I'm so sorry, Chloe. 257 00:16:46,910 --> 00:16:50,770 I don't think I'm comfortable saying it. Let's go see the room. 258 00:16:51,250 --> 00:16:52,930 Okay. Let's take a room tour. 259 00:16:53,150 --> 00:16:54,150 Okay, I'll go. 260 00:16:55,670 --> 00:17:00,490 Pretty. How cute. It says James Percut, you guys. 261 00:17:01,890 --> 00:17:04,109 Why is this whale season? 262 00:17:04,490 --> 00:17:05,490 Like, why? 263 00:17:06,000 --> 00:17:07,000 What are they doing? 264 00:17:07,119 --> 00:17:09,560 Mating? I don't know. That's sick. 265 00:17:13,160 --> 00:17:15,020 And why do they come to the shore? 266 00:17:15,560 --> 00:17:18,180 That is way too close for my comfort. 267 00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:21,119 Oh, I saw something blow up over there. 268 00:17:21,500 --> 00:17:24,359 Well, it is just really choppy water. 269 00:17:29,380 --> 00:17:30,600 Nope, I saw it again. 270 00:18:05,260 --> 00:18:06,260 It jumped again. 271 00:18:08,280 --> 00:18:09,680 Chloe, get over here. No. 272 00:18:10,560 --> 00:18:14,160 What in the are the chances that we're here? 273 00:18:14,520 --> 00:18:16,780 What is this, mating season or something? 274 00:18:17,160 --> 00:18:19,220 Here, look through the binoculars, but you have to look here. 275 00:18:19,560 --> 00:18:20,620 Okay, look over there. 276 00:18:21,600 --> 00:18:22,740 Do you see it? Yeah. 277 00:18:23,760 --> 00:18:26,560 It's awfully close right there. Yeah, it is. Yeah. 278 00:18:27,720 --> 00:18:28,399 It's weird. 279 00:18:28,400 --> 00:18:31,920 Look over there. Off the coast of California. You didn't hear about the 280 00:18:31,920 --> 00:18:35,080 that got swallowed up by the... whale and then spit back out because it was an 281 00:18:35,080 --> 00:18:39,760 accident uh -uh this thing is so big you don't see it coming there's no ripples 282 00:18:39,760 --> 00:18:45,900 there's no warning that's weird and my daughter bullies me she draws me photos 283 00:18:45,900 --> 00:18:50,600 of whales just with me and she thinks it's so funny everyone turns into a 284 00:18:50,600 --> 00:18:56,060 asshole at some point oh my god there's some water sprinkling out there's 285 00:18:56,060 --> 00:19:01,730 another whale over there oh my god i can't even look Oh, that was cool. 286 00:19:01,990 --> 00:19:04,130 Its heart is bigger than a school bus. 287 00:19:04,390 --> 00:19:05,550 Like, it's crazy. 288 00:19:06,990 --> 00:19:07,990 I'm uncomfortable. 289 00:19:16,850 --> 00:19:17,850 Dinner time. 290 00:19:24,590 --> 00:19:25,730 It's so good. 291 00:19:26,240 --> 00:19:29,320 Thank you so much. This is so beautiful. So beautiful. 292 00:19:29,720 --> 00:19:30,940 I love you guys. 293 00:19:31,340 --> 00:19:32,860 I love you. Thank you. 294 00:19:33,100 --> 00:19:36,960 I'm so happy to be here with all of you. I'm so happy to be here. 295 00:19:38,000 --> 00:19:40,380 Wow. Oh, my God. 296 00:19:41,480 --> 00:19:42,480 Wow. 297 00:19:42,940 --> 00:19:46,100 Thank you. May I bring you some wine? 298 00:19:46,300 --> 00:19:48,060 I think I'm going to have another martini. 299 00:19:48,740 --> 00:19:49,679 Yeah, Mom. 300 00:19:49,680 --> 00:19:50,680 I'm going in. 301 00:19:50,840 --> 00:19:53,940 This seriously tastes so good. Wow. 302 00:19:54,620 --> 00:19:55,640 Is Tristan's house done? 303 00:19:56,340 --> 00:20:00,420 No, it's been three weeks that he'll be at my house. 304 00:20:01,040 --> 00:20:02,800 And he used to be there, too. 305 00:20:03,240 --> 00:20:05,600 I'll give him until a month before I say something. 306 00:20:05,980 --> 00:20:07,900 He'll be over at our house in a minute, babe. 307 00:20:08,600 --> 00:20:12,820 Well, no, I'm sure he can move in. At his point, I'm assuming. 308 00:20:13,420 --> 00:20:15,800 I am not back together with Tristan. 309 00:20:16,140 --> 00:20:19,540 Hate to break it to everybody, but I'm not. 310 00:20:20,439 --> 00:20:25,380 Chloe is so sensitive. Like anything that had nothing to do with them, she 311 00:20:25,380 --> 00:20:27,100 literally jump in and snap. 312 00:20:27,300 --> 00:20:31,500 But it would be like, oh, yeah. Oh, have you guys seen this cute couple? And 313 00:20:31,500 --> 00:20:34,200 she's like, well, don't think Tristan and I are a couple. We're not together. 314 00:20:34,200 --> 00:20:37,800 don't hook up. We don't this. We don't that. I won't sleep with him. It'll be 315 00:20:37,800 --> 00:20:41,620 like, oh, this fork. Oh, don't even think that I would lift a fork for 316 00:20:41,880 --> 00:20:44,680 And we would be like, we're not talking about you guys. 317 00:20:46,220 --> 00:20:50,560 We get it. You guys are not together. No one thinks you're together. Relax. 318 00:20:50,960 --> 00:20:54,440 I need people to know that I'm single. I think you need a great photo. 319 00:20:54,700 --> 00:20:55,720 You know what we need for that? 320 00:20:56,260 --> 00:20:58,060 We need a bikini pic tomorrow. 321 00:20:58,420 --> 00:21:02,460 Yeah. We'll look so hot and we'll just say, tell us you're single without 322 00:21:02,460 --> 00:21:06,880 telling us you're single. Oh, I love it. You're single. Who needs a boyfriend 323 00:21:06,880 --> 00:21:07,880 when you're single? 324 00:21:08,100 --> 00:21:13,680 I'm the worst single person ever because I'm not going out. I'm not exploring 325 00:21:13,680 --> 00:21:16,220 anything. I just... sit at home. 326 00:21:16,540 --> 00:21:17,540 But whatever. 327 00:21:17,940 --> 00:21:20,120 I don't chase. I attract. 328 00:21:21,260 --> 00:21:22,260 I'm not kidding. 329 00:21:22,980 --> 00:21:25,200 We need a single sister photo. 330 00:21:25,400 --> 00:21:29,580 Are you a relationship girl? Yeah. But I'm also really good at being 331 00:21:29,580 --> 00:21:33,300 independent. And it's not something that I'm looking for either. I think I just 332 00:21:33,300 --> 00:21:35,180 find myself in relationships. 333 00:21:35,680 --> 00:21:37,000 I don't know. I hate this conversation. 334 00:21:39,800 --> 00:21:43,760 I feel like I just did therapy this morning, Danielle. I don't feel like I 335 00:21:43,760 --> 00:21:44,760 it again. 336 00:21:45,260 --> 00:21:48,500 I think unless people know, how is anyone going to approach you? 337 00:21:49,280 --> 00:21:53,060 No, I need people to know for me too, you guys. There's another way to do it. 338 00:21:53,420 --> 00:21:54,420 Tits and ass. 339 00:21:54,700 --> 00:21:57,080 Oh, I hate that word. 340 00:21:57,460 --> 00:21:58,800 Titties. I don't like it. 341 00:21:59,300 --> 00:22:02,520 I don't know why it's such a raunchy word. 342 00:22:03,000 --> 00:22:04,820 Tatties. You're not going to say tatties. 343 00:22:05,040 --> 00:22:07,540 If you say the T word one more time. 344 00:22:08,020 --> 00:22:11,830 Titties. Anything is better than boobies. I never said boobies. 345 00:22:12,330 --> 00:22:14,950 I know, breasts. I'll say boobs. I hate breasts. 346 00:22:15,310 --> 00:22:17,490 You don't like to say tits? I think tits is my favorite. 347 00:22:17,690 --> 00:22:20,770 No, you don't. It's so trashy. You're better than that. You're right. You're 348 00:22:20,770 --> 00:22:23,230 better than that. It's definitely like more of a millennial thing. 349 00:22:23,690 --> 00:22:25,550 You're a Gen Z, bitch. 350 00:22:26,310 --> 00:22:31,630 Or you're a Gen Z. No, I'm not. So if you say the T word, I'm going to call 351 00:22:31,630 --> 00:22:34,950 a Gen Z. You get into a Gen Z thing and say titties. Ugh. 352 00:22:35,770 --> 00:22:36,770 Titties. 353 00:22:37,350 --> 00:22:38,350 Titties? 354 00:22:39,030 --> 00:22:40,030 Titties. 355 00:22:41,410 --> 00:22:42,410 Titties. 356 00:22:42,730 --> 00:22:45,850 I can't even say it. I really don't think I can. 357 00:22:47,230 --> 00:22:48,230 Titties. 358 00:22:50,570 --> 00:22:53,670 So crass. Like, I don't know. 359 00:22:54,070 --> 00:22:57,370 Boobs, breasts, chichis, whatever else you want to call them. 360 00:22:57,650 --> 00:23:02,270 I don't really know what I call them. Breast? Breast seems like little mature. 361 00:23:03,330 --> 00:23:07,250 I don't know. Pit seems like perky little titties. 362 00:23:09,270 --> 00:23:11,030 And tits is fun to say. 363 00:23:11,230 --> 00:23:12,550 Boobies isn't the same. 364 00:23:12,790 --> 00:23:16,990 You say boobies a lot. Little boobies. Because you have little boobies. When I 365 00:23:16,990 --> 00:23:20,510 see your boobies, I'm like, oh, they look like little boobies. I've got some 366 00:23:20,510 --> 00:23:25,650 tits. You've got some tits. And that's a beautiful way of explaining it. She's 367 00:23:25,650 --> 00:23:27,290 got the tits and I've got the boobies. 368 00:23:27,490 --> 00:23:28,490 Yeah. 369 00:23:29,370 --> 00:23:32,050 Don't you remember when Julia Roberts said breasts? 370 00:23:32,720 --> 00:23:38,520 In that movie? You're a baby boomer. We have different references. 371 00:23:39,160 --> 00:23:41,660 I'm a millennial just like Kendall and Kylie. 372 00:23:42,060 --> 00:23:44,620 Oh my God. What about me? And Khloe. 373 00:23:46,200 --> 00:23:47,500 Millennials are Gen Y. 374 00:23:48,640 --> 00:23:52,460 I'm a millennial and so is Kendall and Kylie. But they're the last year of the 375 00:23:52,460 --> 00:23:56,220 millennial and I'm the first year. I thought for sure I was in Kourtney's 376 00:23:56,220 --> 00:23:57,220 bracket. 377 00:24:00,200 --> 00:24:03,640 I don't care if I'm the first year of a millennial and they're the last year of 378 00:24:03,640 --> 00:24:06,000 the millennial. I'm still in their age bracket. 379 00:24:06,300 --> 00:24:08,060 And that feels so cool. 380 00:24:10,000 --> 00:24:11,580 And embarrassing, but cool. 381 00:24:12,400 --> 00:24:15,180 Yeah. Like, it's just embarrassing that I care so much. 382 00:24:17,320 --> 00:24:22,660 If anybody wants to get me anything for Valentine's Day, I'm going to give you a 383 00:24:22,660 --> 00:24:23,860 little idea. This cart? 384 00:24:24,240 --> 00:24:26,280 No. Oh. Krispy Kreme. 385 00:24:27,420 --> 00:24:30,300 Mom? Aren't you guys all in the mood for Krispy Kreme? 386 00:24:30,660 --> 00:24:32,000 No. Okay. 387 00:24:32,460 --> 00:24:33,540 Are you well? 388 00:24:33,780 --> 00:24:34,780 Never mind, then. 389 00:24:40,640 --> 00:24:44,840 Go lower. 390 00:24:46,040 --> 00:24:47,840 Careful of my nose. 391 00:24:48,360 --> 00:24:49,780 Got a lot of money on it. 392 00:24:50,520 --> 00:24:51,520 Scissors, sisters. 393 00:24:53,460 --> 00:24:56,220 It's not bad. No, it's absolutely freezing. It's freezing. 394 00:24:56,970 --> 00:25:02,270 I do wish Court was here with us. I think it would be so fun and like old 395 00:25:02,410 --> 00:25:04,050 I'm going to go in and have breakfast, guys. 396 00:25:04,510 --> 00:25:09,630 But she is in Palm Springs with her hubby, and I'm sure she's having a great 397 00:25:09,630 --> 00:25:14,130 time. But I don't think she realizes how much fun she would be having with me. 398 00:25:14,950 --> 00:25:21,330 Good morning, sunshine. 399 00:25:22,030 --> 00:25:23,030 Hi. 400 00:25:23,330 --> 00:25:24,530 This looks beautiful. 401 00:25:32,560 --> 00:25:36,340 Last night, I laid in bed for an hour and a half. I didn't even put the TV on, 402 00:25:36,440 --> 00:25:40,100 and I just was like, okay, this is fun, with, like, no kid running in. 403 00:25:40,680 --> 00:25:41,880 It just took, like, a minute. 404 00:25:42,940 --> 00:25:46,020 So my intentions for the year, can I tell you what they are? Please. 405 00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:52,200 To not feel like I have to fill every available hour. 406 00:25:53,040 --> 00:25:54,660 That's a great intention. 407 00:25:55,740 --> 00:26:01,600 So my goal this year, my resolution for the whole year is to just say no to more 408 00:26:01,600 --> 00:26:07,440 things, slow down work -wise a little bit and just be more present. But I do 409 00:26:07,440 --> 00:26:11,060 have to get all these trips out of the way. I have Milan coming up for the 410 00:26:11,060 --> 00:26:15,200 and Gabbana fashion show. I have Miami, a European trip. 411 00:26:15,640 --> 00:26:19,540 I need to say no. I got to figure that out. 412 00:26:20,060 --> 00:26:23,760 I'm excited for like normalcy, you know, calmness. 413 00:26:24,850 --> 00:26:26,270 Peace. Peace. 414 00:26:26,570 --> 00:26:27,630 That's it. Peace. 415 00:26:28,690 --> 00:26:34,510 My intentions for the year are to just get off the hamster wheel a little bit 416 00:26:34,510 --> 00:26:37,370 and enjoy life. 417 00:26:38,130 --> 00:26:43,030 Yeah. Because it's short. I think it's really important to prioritize quality 418 00:26:43,030 --> 00:26:44,930 time. And that is my love language. 419 00:26:45,130 --> 00:26:50,730 I used to say yes to everything and go everywhere and be everywhere and do 420 00:26:50,730 --> 00:26:53,690 everything for my kids, for... 421 00:26:54,090 --> 00:26:59,770 business associates, for people I barely knew. We all know that we can spread 422 00:26:59,770 --> 00:27:01,710 ourselves really, really thin. 423 00:27:02,030 --> 00:27:06,150 And what I've learned, ladies and gentlemen, 424 00:27:06,410 --> 00:27:13,210 when I'm doing 425 00:27:13,210 --> 00:27:16,390 things that get out of my comfort zone. 426 00:27:17,200 --> 00:27:19,540 Chloe, what are your intentions for this year? 427 00:27:19,760 --> 00:27:23,660 Remember I told you this is the year that I'm shedding and I'm going to be 428 00:27:23,660 --> 00:27:26,240 upgrading, but my year won't start until 2024. 429 00:27:26,840 --> 00:27:33,700 Okay, let's shed. Most people are scared to turn 40. I have hated every day of 430 00:27:33,700 --> 00:27:36,360 my 30s has been agony. 431 00:27:37,060 --> 00:27:38,060 Like what? 432 00:27:38,700 --> 00:27:44,260 Of course, I've had some incredible moments in my 30s. 433 00:27:44,780 --> 00:27:49,740 I mean, I have two beautiful kids. I have great, great moments. This has 434 00:27:49,740 --> 00:27:50,740 to do with that. 435 00:27:51,420 --> 00:27:54,700 Besides that, though, every other day is torture. 436 00:27:57,120 --> 00:27:58,600 It's just a terrible decade. 437 00:27:58,840 --> 00:27:59,840 So guess what? 438 00:27:59,900 --> 00:28:00,900 I am pumped. 439 00:28:01,100 --> 00:28:05,160 I'm ready. I'm actually pissed I'm only turning 39 this year. Oh, my God. We're 440 00:28:05,160 --> 00:28:06,520 living. La Vida Loca. 441 00:28:07,160 --> 00:28:08,300 You only live one. 442 00:28:20,840 --> 00:28:25,940 Okay, my little cook, my little chef, don't let me down. Hi. How are you? I'm 443 00:28:25,940 --> 00:28:31,020 good. How are you? I'm Moses. So is this like team Chloe and Kim versus? 444 00:28:31,300 --> 00:28:35,240 Yeah. Okay, so it's the Kardashians and the Jenners. 445 00:28:36,040 --> 00:28:39,620 This is the guacamole challenge, ladies and gentlemen. 446 00:28:39,840 --> 00:28:41,720 Are you ready for this amazing competition? 447 00:28:42,080 --> 00:28:46,020 Every time we go on vacation, we try to think of things to do that will be 448 00:28:46,020 --> 00:28:48,000 really fun for us to do as a family. 449 00:28:49,400 --> 00:28:54,200 I've set up a little cooking competition and let the cooking games begin. 450 00:28:54,740 --> 00:28:59,700 With a spoon, remove the... No, no, no, no, no. You cannot sell them. You can't 451 00:28:59,700 --> 00:29:04,380 give them to me. Oh, no, no, no. This is a competition. This is serious stuff. 452 00:29:04,740 --> 00:29:06,460 Who of your sisters is the best cook? 453 00:29:06,940 --> 00:29:08,320 Kylie and Khloe. 454 00:29:08,540 --> 00:29:10,680 Me and Kylie, we're neck and neck. 455 00:29:11,200 --> 00:29:12,200 Where do you fall? 456 00:29:12,800 --> 00:29:16,480 Probably last. Probably right under that cucumber that Kendall can't cut. 457 00:29:16,940 --> 00:29:19,960 Be careful. I nicked myself the other day. I know. I'm kind of scared. 458 00:29:20,460 --> 00:29:23,740 Hey, chef. Do you want to cut this up for her? I'll do it, mom. It's fine. 459 00:29:24,280 --> 00:29:26,760 By the way, guys, I cut that cucumber safely. 460 00:29:27,040 --> 00:29:31,020 So anyone that says I can't cut a cucumber, it was sliced. It was cut. 461 00:29:31,240 --> 00:29:34,880 People really think it's like a diss now. It's like you're hanging out with 462 00:29:34,920 --> 00:29:36,400 She can't even cut a cucumber. 463 00:29:36,740 --> 00:29:38,400 You think that you're offending me? 464 00:29:38,960 --> 00:29:42,380 Because you're not. Like, who gives a shit? Seriously. 465 00:29:43,920 --> 00:29:45,620 I just go home and I cry. 466 00:29:47,480 --> 00:29:50,620 You think you're hurting me? Because I'm totally fine. 467 00:29:51,960 --> 00:29:52,819 Actually amazing. 468 00:29:52,820 --> 00:29:56,780 Actually, if that's the only thing bad you have to say about me, keep it going. 469 00:29:56,980 --> 00:29:59,800 That's the last thing I'll say about this cucumber thing. 470 00:30:00,320 --> 00:30:01,500 Okay? Pepper. 471 00:30:01,740 --> 00:30:06,500 Do you have lime and also do you have chili pepper flake? 472 00:30:06,720 --> 00:30:07,720 Yes. 473 00:30:09,860 --> 00:30:12,980 Lime. Ten minutes, guys. Clock starts now. 474 00:30:14,350 --> 00:30:17,110 Do you want me to be on tortilla duty and you can be on guacamole duty? 475 00:30:17,330 --> 00:30:18,610 Yes. Get the good one, Kendall. 476 00:30:19,390 --> 00:30:20,790 Get out of here. I think that's enough. 477 00:30:21,170 --> 00:30:24,170 It's like an Easter egg. Why do you get the one bowl? 478 00:30:24,890 --> 00:30:25,890 I took it first. 479 00:30:26,290 --> 00:30:27,710 Good answer. 480 00:30:27,910 --> 00:30:30,290 We'll be back in a few minutes. We'll give you your space. 481 00:30:30,610 --> 00:30:32,490 We'll go have a shot of tequila. 482 00:30:34,450 --> 00:30:36,310 Hey, Kim, how are we going to keep ours separate? 483 00:30:36,610 --> 00:30:38,710 You're on one plate. I'm on the other. Oh, my God. 484 00:30:39,730 --> 00:30:40,730 It's so hard. 485 00:30:40,890 --> 00:30:42,830 Don't you hate when people make it look so easy? 486 00:30:43,360 --> 00:30:44,360 It's so easy. 487 00:30:44,460 --> 00:30:46,020 Easiest thing I've ever done in my life. 488 00:30:46,640 --> 00:30:50,880 We are all very competitive people in a very healthy way. 489 00:30:51,180 --> 00:30:53,120 I think Kim is the most competitive. 490 00:30:53,660 --> 00:30:57,440 I am competitive. 491 00:30:57,700 --> 00:31:03,120 I'm like, I mean, who doesn't like to win? 492 00:31:03,480 --> 00:31:06,020 Would I be lying and saying I'd love to be a loser? 493 00:31:07,360 --> 00:31:09,600 You know, like who says that? 494 00:31:10,500 --> 00:31:12,360 Hey, you can't take from ours. 495 00:31:12,830 --> 00:31:13,709 Put it back. 496 00:31:13,710 --> 00:31:14,910 Kimberly, cheater. 497 00:31:15,170 --> 00:31:19,790 I'm not a dirty fighter. I believe enough in my talent that it will get me 498 00:31:19,790 --> 00:31:21,370 enough to win. I don't play dirty. 499 00:31:23,510 --> 00:31:27,410 Please. Kim used to have me make her cupcakes and frost them and then I would 500 00:31:27,410 --> 00:31:30,990 leave and she would tell her boyfriend that she made them all. So, you know. 501 00:31:32,930 --> 00:31:35,250 Kim, I didn't. Stop touching them. 502 00:31:35,510 --> 00:31:36,329 It's rude. 503 00:31:36,330 --> 00:31:37,870 Kim plays so dirty. 504 00:31:38,350 --> 00:31:39,450 She's a goddamn liar. 505 00:31:40,000 --> 00:31:41,000 And she's a cheater. 506 00:31:41,120 --> 00:31:42,800 She is. She is. She is. 507 00:31:44,440 --> 00:31:46,780 Louie, you know I worked really hard on these. 508 00:31:47,760 --> 00:31:48,940 They're sabotaging us. 509 00:31:49,440 --> 00:31:50,540 They know they're going to lose. 510 00:31:50,800 --> 00:31:54,520 Yeah. Can you blame them, really? I wasn't even paying attention to them. I 511 00:31:54,520 --> 00:31:56,020 just tunnel vision to my craft. 512 00:31:56,240 --> 00:31:58,460 Yeah. And what we were there to do. 513 00:31:58,700 --> 00:32:00,340 Okay. Which was win. 514 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:04,240 Right. But Kendall, but I don't, I feel like a little gush. No, no, no, no. 515 00:32:05,240 --> 00:32:06,240 Garland powder. 516 00:32:06,580 --> 00:32:07,640 Garland powder? Yeah, yeah, yeah. 517 00:32:09,160 --> 00:32:10,079 Get out of here. 518 00:32:10,080 --> 00:32:13,820 It's not some magical thing that you're putting cheese on top of Glock. 519 00:32:15,040 --> 00:32:18,000 Chloe, try this. What's happening over there? Get it away from them. 520 00:32:18,260 --> 00:32:20,180 No, you're not taking all the chips. Chloe! 521 00:32:20,780 --> 00:32:22,000 Chloe, get the chips! 522 00:32:25,440 --> 00:32:28,700 Mom! What the? Put it down! 523 00:32:29,060 --> 00:32:30,060 Calm down! 524 00:32:32,460 --> 00:32:33,460 Calm down! 525 00:32:33,760 --> 00:32:35,400 She's the one who threw them at me! 526 00:32:36,719 --> 00:32:39,480 Trying to take the chips. And now we have no chips. Oh, we have chips on the 527 00:32:39,480 --> 00:32:40,520 table. Chloe. 528 00:32:40,720 --> 00:32:41,720 Oh, shut up. 529 00:32:41,760 --> 00:32:48,040 Oh, poor Kendall. I wrestled the out of her. And she literally, I think, avoids 530 00:32:48,040 --> 00:32:50,340 me at all costs when I'm drinking. 531 00:32:51,280 --> 00:32:55,960 I'd say of the family, Chloe's the most aggressive. And then maybe I'm second, 532 00:32:56,100 --> 00:32:58,320 but only when I am drunk. 533 00:32:58,740 --> 00:33:03,380 It's just, she's so cute. I just want to throw, she's a good, a great dame. 534 00:33:03,800 --> 00:33:07,520 And she's kind of like, you know, she can't really walk like they stumble and 535 00:33:07,520 --> 00:33:10,540 fall. Kendall is so clumsy and it's so cute. I just love Kendall. 536 00:33:10,780 --> 00:33:12,500 So she's so easy to throw around. 537 00:33:13,340 --> 00:33:16,080 So bad. Three, two, one. 538 00:33:16,300 --> 00:33:17,320 Mom! Yeah! 539 00:33:21,800 --> 00:33:22,800 Disgusting, guys. 540 00:33:22,820 --> 00:33:24,280 Yours is disgusting. 541 00:33:24,700 --> 00:33:29,420 You guys stole the bowl. I would never eat that. I would never eat that. This 542 00:33:29,420 --> 00:33:30,640 like a real cooking show. 543 00:33:30,940 --> 00:33:32,120 Yeah, everybody's aggressive. 544 00:33:32,620 --> 00:33:34,400 Kendall and I would like to present ours first. 545 00:33:34,860 --> 00:33:38,260 One at a time, like this. Okay. Then that. Okay. 546 00:33:39,260 --> 00:33:40,260 Presentation, everything. 547 00:33:40,500 --> 00:33:43,460 Take notes. You guys have pen and paper. What do you think? 548 00:33:43,900 --> 00:33:48,240 Get in there. Get in the middle. Get the cheese and the sour cream and, you 549 00:33:48,240 --> 00:33:52,940 know. These are homemade tortillas. Who made the tortillas? 550 00:33:53,260 --> 00:33:54,980 Wow. This is hot. 551 00:33:56,000 --> 00:33:57,940 Bland. Yeah, that's what you could write. 552 00:33:58,520 --> 00:34:01,820 I hope you're going to write, it tastes like shit. 553 00:34:02,140 --> 00:34:05,480 Wow. You guys don't mess around. 554 00:34:05,880 --> 00:34:06,880 Ours is called? 555 00:34:07,440 --> 00:34:09,719 Bland. The classic Chris. 556 00:34:09,940 --> 00:34:14,540 Oh. So, you know, don't disrespect mom like that. Way to kiss mom. 557 00:34:15,310 --> 00:34:19,190 I would like to say as far as presentation, I do love both 558 00:34:19,190 --> 00:34:21,810 equally. This is very traditional. 559 00:34:22,010 --> 00:34:24,690 We weren't given the same bowl. I know. 560 00:34:25,030 --> 00:34:28,570 I'm not finished. You're not supposed to yell at the judges. Sorry. 561 00:34:29,090 --> 00:34:31,170 You're right about that. She's not wrong. 562 00:34:31,510 --> 00:34:33,030 She's not. What the? 563 00:34:33,639 --> 00:34:37,260 So which one do you like better? Okay, what do you like best flavor -wise? 564 00:34:37,500 --> 00:34:41,880 Wait, if you'll step away for a second because I have to talk to my fellow 565 00:34:41,880 --> 00:34:44,639 for a second. Okay, guys, let's hug it out. We're good. 566 00:34:45,260 --> 00:34:46,540 I'm happy if you guys win. 567 00:34:46,940 --> 00:34:49,540 Aw. Yeah, I'm not happy if you win. 568 00:34:50,360 --> 00:34:53,120 Okay, so we're ready with our results. Ladies? 569 00:34:53,420 --> 00:34:58,540 Yeah, sorry. My decision... It's upside down. 570 00:34:58,920 --> 00:34:59,920 Kendall and Kylie. 571 00:35:00,180 --> 00:35:01,900 It's Kendall and Kylie. I know you guys are such... 572 00:35:02,620 --> 00:35:06,120 And you're going to pick us, because you guys have to, like, split it down the 573 00:35:06,120 --> 00:35:10,540 middle. No. They have a 10. I scored them at a 10, and I scored them at a 12. 574 00:35:11,200 --> 00:35:14,360 It's a draw, so we all have to pick a shot. But truly, it's a draw. 575 00:35:14,820 --> 00:35:21,360 Tie Shmi, because a tie is just my mom not being able to pick a side. 576 00:35:21,640 --> 00:35:24,720 She just wants it to be fair and not hurt anybody's feeling. 577 00:35:25,360 --> 00:35:27,060 And I really don't appreciate it. 578 00:35:27,840 --> 00:35:29,780 If it was a blind taste test. 579 00:35:30,700 --> 00:35:34,400 We would have absolutely won. I don't care what anyone says. We definitely 580 00:35:34,460 --> 00:35:38,680 Corey is still eating our guacamole, and the competition's over. 581 00:35:39,100 --> 00:35:45,440 So that doesn't last. You guys are actually, Mom, you are a severe liar. 582 00:35:46,280 --> 00:35:49,560 This was a little more flavorful. I think we needed a little more salt and a 583 00:35:49,560 --> 00:35:51,800 little more lime, if you ask me. Okay. 584 00:35:52,360 --> 00:35:55,120 I did. But our presentation was gorgeous. 585 00:35:55,340 --> 00:35:57,340 You did, actually. You tried it. And you said perfect. 586 00:35:57,620 --> 00:35:58,299 Did I? 587 00:35:58,300 --> 00:36:00,190 Yeah. All right, listen. 588 00:36:00,730 --> 00:36:01,730 It's a draw. 589 00:36:01,830 --> 00:36:04,850 You guys are all talented guacamole chefs. 590 00:36:05,440 --> 00:36:06,840 I admire your skill. 591 00:36:07,100 --> 00:36:09,260 Guacamole. And I salute you. 592 00:36:09,500 --> 00:36:15,240 Salute. Abajo, alala, adada, adentro. No, you can't. Mom, you've got to. 593 00:36:15,620 --> 00:36:16,620 Please. 594 00:36:17,440 --> 00:36:20,980 Abajo, adentro. A la derecha, a la izquierda. 595 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:22,118 What is that? 596 00:36:22,120 --> 00:36:25,360 To the left, to the right. I don't know. We're the best judges. You're all 597 00:36:25,360 --> 00:36:27,360 winners. Winners, winners, winners, winners. 598 00:36:27,640 --> 00:36:28,980 That's right. Es la verdad. 599 00:36:49,230 --> 00:36:54,290 We always love going on family trips. We love being together. We love just being 600 00:36:54,290 --> 00:36:57,650 Billy and like we're doing nothing, but it's so much fun. 601 00:36:58,210 --> 00:37:01,490 So we want to take a couple of thirst trap photos. 602 00:37:01,730 --> 00:37:03,210 Just why not? 603 00:37:04,470 --> 00:37:06,190 You guys look like twins. 604 00:37:07,110 --> 00:37:10,110 Exactly that. Exactly that. But keep going with your hair. 605 00:37:13,230 --> 00:37:14,230 Ready? 606 00:37:15,070 --> 00:37:16,350 This is so good. 607 00:37:16,650 --> 00:37:17,790 Yes. Yeah. 608 00:37:21,130 --> 00:37:23,030 These are our years, Kendall. 609 00:37:23,310 --> 00:37:25,770 They are our years. I'm 25. You're like 30. 610 00:37:26,970 --> 00:37:29,110 Kylie, that is so rude. 611 00:37:29,730 --> 00:37:31,070 What? I'm 27. 612 00:37:31,950 --> 00:37:35,290 I have two more good years than me. You're basically 30. 613 00:37:35,590 --> 00:37:38,350 Okay. So when I turn 27, you can call me 32. 614 00:37:38,570 --> 00:37:40,570 Okay. But you'll be 40 by that time. 615 00:37:43,430 --> 00:37:46,070 I'm literally 22 months older than you. 616 00:37:55,720 --> 00:37:56,880 I am so hungry. 617 00:37:57,300 --> 00:37:58,480 Thank you. Oh, wow. 618 00:37:59,060 --> 00:38:00,680 That's gorgeous. 619 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:02,000 With the potatoes? 620 00:38:02,060 --> 00:38:03,140 I would love one of those. 621 00:38:03,940 --> 00:38:05,000 Are they all shrimp? 622 00:38:05,580 --> 00:38:07,680 I'll have one. Thank you. Thank you. 623 00:38:11,120 --> 00:38:14,540 Kendall, I love when supermodels eat, like, savages. 624 00:38:16,680 --> 00:38:19,160 It's like Nipplegate over here. I'm freezing. 625 00:38:19,440 --> 00:38:20,720 I love nipples. 626 00:38:21,540 --> 00:38:22,540 We all got them. 627 00:38:22,740 --> 00:38:24,320 But you don't like titties. No. 628 00:38:24,590 --> 00:38:25,590 I don't like the word. 629 00:38:25,730 --> 00:38:28,130 Chi -chis. Don't even think about it. 630 00:38:29,850 --> 00:38:36,130 It's just so fun to be all here together and literally like old times, like 631 00:38:36,130 --> 00:38:43,010 without a care in the world. It's so much fun to grow up and be 16 and 17 632 00:38:43,010 --> 00:38:47,650 older than Kendall and Kylie. I always thought that I would never really have a 633 00:38:47,650 --> 00:38:51,630 lot in common with them. We'd never really hang out. And now I just love and 634 00:38:51,630 --> 00:38:53,450 respect them so much as like women. 635 00:38:54,190 --> 00:38:57,550 And, like, friends of mine, that's, like, a trip to me. 636 00:38:57,810 --> 00:39:03,430 It's so weird to think that there was a time that Kylie and I were too young to, 637 00:39:03,470 --> 00:39:07,510 like, go out with them or to go have a drink or, like, whatever. I can only 638 00:39:07,510 --> 00:39:10,730 imagine from their perspective how much weirder that is. But I kind of look at 639 00:39:10,730 --> 00:39:14,650 it with my, like, nieces and nephews as well because I think one day they're all 640 00:39:14,650 --> 00:39:17,450 going to be old enough that me and Kylie will probably be hanging with them. 641 00:39:17,510 --> 00:39:21,210 It's really kind of cool that now Kylie and I get to do what my older sisters 642 00:39:21,210 --> 00:39:22,210 did with us. 643 00:39:22,480 --> 00:39:23,480 Oh, my God. 644 00:39:23,680 --> 00:39:25,040 Guys, look at this. 645 00:39:25,600 --> 00:39:27,900 Oh. I was like, what's this music? 646 00:39:28,360 --> 00:39:29,560 Oh, my God. 647 00:39:32,380 --> 00:39:34,060 Oh, my God. 648 00:39:35,200 --> 00:39:36,200 Yes. 649 00:39:39,500 --> 00:39:41,000 I would definitely burn myself. 650 00:39:41,580 --> 00:39:44,200 Hopefully, you won't be doing this without adult supervision. 651 00:39:59,500 --> 00:40:00,419 I'm going to go finish packing. 652 00:40:00,420 --> 00:40:06,680 I'll try to cough this phlegm out of my throat. Okay. Your DMs will be filled 653 00:40:06,680 --> 00:40:07,680 after that statement. 654 00:40:07,940 --> 00:40:09,300 Right. Okay, group chat me. 655 00:40:09,560 --> 00:40:10,439 I'm going to pack. 656 00:40:10,440 --> 00:40:12,920 Get on it. Get in it. Bye, Kiles. Bye. 657 00:40:17,220 --> 00:40:20,100 Kourt and Kim are still going out at stuff. 658 00:40:20,800 --> 00:40:21,800 Mm -hmm. 659 00:40:22,260 --> 00:40:25,660 Like, I feel bad that Kourt feels the way she feels. 660 00:40:26,140 --> 00:40:29,320 We don't know when the other one's watching an edit, so she'll start 661 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:34,200 these scathing text messages for no reason. She'll say, and at this minute, 662 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:38,360 said this, and then at this minute, I saw Chloe say this, and you, Chloe. And 663 00:40:38,360 --> 00:40:43,120 I'm like, oh, she's probably watching an edit and is, like, mad all over again. 664 00:40:43,840 --> 00:40:47,640 Sometimes I don't feel understood. 665 00:40:48,300 --> 00:40:53,500 I think it gets played out in, like, an unnatural way through the show with 666 00:40:53,500 --> 00:40:54,500 watching the edit. 667 00:40:54,880 --> 00:40:59,740 And like the interviews and it just brings it up where people would just 668 00:40:59,740 --> 00:41:00,740 on. Yeah. 669 00:41:01,080 --> 00:41:02,960 I'm so excited to wash my face. 670 00:41:03,400 --> 00:41:08,620 I'm so excited to watch the next episode of Yellowstone. I can't wait. 671 00:41:09,020 --> 00:41:12,880 If it wasn't for you, I would be a Yellowstone star. 672 00:41:13,280 --> 00:41:15,420 I know. So they asked Corey. 673 00:41:16,010 --> 00:41:18,690 They asked you to be on Yellowstone, and you said no? 674 00:41:18,970 --> 00:41:23,030 Correct, because I told them to say no. Why would you tell him to turn down 675 00:41:23,030 --> 00:41:27,030 Yellowstone? Because I thought he was going to have to have a romantic 676 00:41:27,030 --> 00:41:28,830 relationship. Okay. 677 00:41:29,890 --> 00:41:34,690 But if they said they wanted you to star in Kiss with Kevin Costner, I'm sure 678 00:41:34,690 --> 00:41:39,170 you would take it. Oh, that's a hard yes. Okay, so bring on the saddle. 679 00:41:39,570 --> 00:41:40,970 Now I know my next role. 680 00:41:41,350 --> 00:41:44,110 Oh. Oh, my God. Now you know your next role play. 681 00:41:47,430 --> 00:41:48,430 Saddle up, Cory. 682 00:41:49,070 --> 00:41:50,190 No, he's the best. 683 00:41:50,690 --> 00:41:52,930 And you never not wear silk. 684 00:41:53,270 --> 00:41:54,870 The other night I wore Baconia. 685 00:41:55,450 --> 00:41:59,070 What's Baconia with you? What's Baconia with you? 686 00:41:59,930 --> 00:42:04,130 What is Baconia? Y 'all got to get on that. Listen, trust me. What's a Baconia 687 00:42:04,130 --> 00:42:04,808 with you? 688 00:42:04,810 --> 00:42:05,830 Hey, trust me. 689 00:42:06,210 --> 00:42:07,650 I've never even heard of this. 690 00:42:08,650 --> 00:42:10,190 Did you take a week on me? 691 00:42:10,570 --> 00:42:11,570 Yeah, I don't know. 692 00:42:11,900 --> 00:42:14,620 Y 'all cannot miss me with that. That is so good. 693 00:42:18,880 --> 00:42:19,900 I'm still here. 694 00:42:20,300 --> 00:42:21,300 I'm right here. 695 00:42:21,620 --> 00:42:28,600 What is it? All I want for my mom is to be 696 00:42:28,600 --> 00:42:30,700 happy and to laugh and have a good time. 697 00:42:30,980 --> 00:42:35,680 She is giving me flashbacks to Palm Springs right now. Oh, my 698 00:42:35,680 --> 00:42:38,960 God, Chloe. When's the last? 699 00:42:39,280 --> 00:42:40,280 Are you okay? 700 00:42:42,400 --> 00:42:46,660 Oh, my God. Oh, it's a hyena, but she's in a zebra outfit. 701 00:42:47,420 --> 00:42:51,500 That's not what zebras sound like. You guys, what is the baconia with you? 702 00:42:51,980 --> 00:42:58,900 Listen, if I indulge in any way, shape, or form at the end of a day, it's 703 00:42:58,900 --> 00:42:59,900 well -deserved. 704 00:43:03,560 --> 00:43:08,340 And you know what? It's exactly what these vacations are for. 705 00:43:08,640 --> 00:43:09,640 Okay, guys. 706 00:43:10,060 --> 00:43:13,880 Hey, you should not walk in those shoes. No, I'm not going to walk. 707 00:43:14,160 --> 00:43:17,800 You just step back. I'm not going to walk. I'm not going to walk. I'm not 708 00:43:17,800 --> 00:43:18,800 to walk. 709 00:43:20,800 --> 00:43:21,880 What just happened? 710 00:43:36,380 --> 00:43:37,540 You look cute. 711 00:43:38,510 --> 00:43:43,070 So your job is to get all the beiges this way and in here. 712 00:43:43,910 --> 00:43:45,450 I think hell froze over. 713 00:43:46,430 --> 00:43:49,390 Why? Because I'm playing backgammon. 714 00:43:49,670 --> 00:43:53,750 Corey and Kendall are chatting. Oh, shit. I forgot. 715 00:43:54,210 --> 00:43:57,150 It's only taken us, what, two seasons? They haven't talked. For them to talk? 716 00:43:57,250 --> 00:44:00,590 No, they haven't talked since Palm Springs. Exactly. Of keeping up with the 717 00:44:00,590 --> 00:44:01,670 Kardashians. That's right. 718 00:44:03,210 --> 00:44:05,170 That's why I love these family trips. 719 00:44:05,830 --> 00:44:07,010 They're very necessary. 720 00:44:07,350 --> 00:44:08,350 Wow. 721 00:44:09,020 --> 00:44:10,020 Very necessary. 722 00:44:10,420 --> 00:44:11,420 You hear me? 723 00:44:11,860 --> 00:44:16,800 Corey and I, we were close for a while. And then Kylie and I had a big sister 724 00:44:16,800 --> 00:44:22,520 fight and he tried to intervene into it. And so that caused a little problem 725 00:44:22,520 --> 00:44:23,399 between us. 726 00:44:23,400 --> 00:44:27,300 We apologized and we got over it, but it never really, it just kind of stayed 727 00:44:27,300 --> 00:44:31,720 here. It never really did this. So I think that sometimes that's what makes 728 00:44:31,720 --> 00:44:34,740 these family trips really important because then it gives Corey and I the 729 00:44:34,740 --> 00:44:36,100 opportunity to slow down and actually. 730 00:44:36,790 --> 00:44:39,790 Spend some time together and slowly do that. 731 00:44:41,190 --> 00:44:42,630 Oh! Wow! 732 00:44:42,850 --> 00:44:43,850 Smooth as silk. 733 00:44:45,110 --> 00:44:46,770 Yeah, I love that color, Kori. 734 00:44:47,050 --> 00:44:48,810 Ready to get on that plane, baby. 735 00:44:49,110 --> 00:44:52,070 I know it's 10 a .m., but Kori's gotten me a little wet. 736 00:44:52,750 --> 00:44:53,750 Really? 737 00:44:54,430 --> 00:44:58,870 I got robbing and sitting here, and I'm like, okay, just act like it's 10 a .m. 738 00:44:59,110 --> 00:45:00,110 Good for you. 739 00:45:00,830 --> 00:45:04,490 Well, we're going to miss this place, but it was therapeutic. 740 00:45:06,279 --> 00:45:11,400 Don't you feel like a little renewed, like we could go home and, like, no. 741 00:45:11,400 --> 00:45:12,700 the day. Seize the day. 742 00:45:12,940 --> 00:45:16,020 This was such a short trip, but it was everything we needed. 743 00:45:16,240 --> 00:45:18,840 I feel like we all got to recharge. 744 00:45:19,340 --> 00:45:25,720 I feel like this is the beginning of my shedding transformative next couple 745 00:45:25,720 --> 00:45:26,720 years. 746 00:45:26,920 --> 00:45:32,260 But I always know as soon as I walk through the doors of my house, I'm like, 747 00:45:32,260 --> 00:45:36,180 right, give it to me. What's about to happen? What was the drama I missed? 748 00:45:36,180 --> 00:45:37,940 broke? What's this? What's that? 749 00:45:38,220 --> 00:45:42,340 Well, we don't have anything to toast with, but we can spiritually toast to 750 00:45:42,340 --> 00:45:46,560 everybody and their beautiful soul to more good health, more wealth, and lots 751 00:45:46,560 --> 00:45:47,560 love throughout 23. 752 00:45:47,840 --> 00:45:48,840 More good times. 753 00:45:49,000 --> 00:45:50,600 More good times. 2023. 754 00:45:52,500 --> 00:45:57,120 This trip has been great. A lot of quality time. It was quick and easy. I 755 00:45:57,120 --> 00:45:58,120 like it was perfect. 756 00:45:58,140 --> 00:46:02,060 I loved it. My favorite part is just when we all get out of L .A. together 757 00:46:02,060 --> 00:46:04,980 we're forced to be in a house together and we always have the best time. 758 00:46:05,760 --> 00:46:07,560 So I just liked being with all you guys. 759 00:46:09,540 --> 00:46:10,540 Cheers, guys. 760 00:46:10,840 --> 00:46:11,840 I love you all. 761 00:46:12,720 --> 00:46:16,420 I'm on such a different vibe that I feel like this year I'm going to continue 762 00:46:16,420 --> 00:46:21,720 that. I'm just seeking happiness and I'm just seeking new energy. I want to be 763 00:46:21,720 --> 00:46:24,780 cool with everyone. I don't want any issues with anyone. 764 00:46:25,120 --> 00:46:26,120 Just good vibe. 765 00:46:26,220 --> 00:46:28,240 Love you. Love you guys. Love you, Kenny. 766 00:46:28,440 --> 00:46:29,399 Cheers, everyone. 767 00:46:29,400 --> 00:46:33,580 Cheers. This has been the perfect trip. A great reconnect with everybody. 768 00:46:33,860 --> 00:46:39,420 And now we've got our energy back and we can go home and get back to work. And 769 00:46:39,420 --> 00:46:41,140 we just really needed this. 770 00:46:45,840 --> 00:46:51,140 Next on The Kardashian, Meghan Trainor asked me if I would be in her music 771 00:46:51,140 --> 00:46:52,140 video. 772 00:46:53,900 --> 00:46:55,180 Don't wear see -through clothes. 773 00:46:55,460 --> 00:46:58,920 See -through clothes? I don't know what happened in these videos these days. 774 00:47:00,340 --> 00:47:02,500 Welcome to Keeping Up with the Harvard Business School. 775 00:47:03,720 --> 00:47:07,580 Your level of insights, your convictions, on par with the best 776 00:47:07,940 --> 00:47:09,020 Did you hear that? 777 00:47:09,280 --> 00:47:14,580 How come I meet my person? I've done so much. 778 00:47:15,100 --> 00:47:17,740 Wrong things. I'm like, why put you through that? 779 00:47:18,560 --> 00:47:21,500 Is it hard for you to hear that you're his person? 780 00:47:25,540 --> 00:47:26,840 We are over budget. 781 00:47:27,060 --> 00:47:28,440 We're out of time. 782 00:47:28,780 --> 00:47:32,440 No matter where I turn, there's just problem after problem. 783 00:47:32,700 --> 00:47:35,460 The whole thing is a nightmare at the moment. What else could really happen? 784 00:47:36,590 --> 00:47:41,110 I'm going to Ohio to meet Kevin Keith and Kevin's family for the first time. 785 00:47:41,190 --> 00:47:45,090 He's someone that I've been fighting for that's been incarcerated for 28 years. 786 00:47:45,310 --> 00:47:48,970 When you see something that's wrong and you say, I can't accept it, I've got to 787 00:47:48,970 --> 00:47:49,669 say something. 788 00:47:49,670 --> 00:47:50,850 Well, I'm here to say something. 789 00:48:33,580 --> 00:48:34,980 I don't like deep open water. 790 00:48:35,460 --> 00:48:39,720 I don't like dark water. I won't go in a lake. I'm not bougie about a lot of 791 00:48:39,720 --> 00:48:44,860 things. When it comes to water, I will be the bougiest you've ever met. 792 00:48:45,140 --> 00:48:50,500 Just like if I was lost at sea and on a raft and then I saw the eye. 793 00:48:51,840 --> 00:48:56,260 The eye of the whale. It's like, oh my God. Have you ever read a Snapple? 794 00:48:56,730 --> 00:48:58,830 Tip on the top, you know, they give you a fact. 795 00:48:59,370 --> 00:49:03,590 A blue whale's heart is as big as a baby yellow school bus. 796 00:49:04,690 --> 00:49:06,550 I always get that snapple fact. 797 00:49:06,950 --> 00:49:07,950 That's weird. 798 00:49:08,150 --> 00:49:09,150 It's not for me.